Wrenthen

WRENTHEN, commonly known as "Wren" and sometimes referred to as "Captain Australia", "Ya Boy" or "Chaddus Maximus" is a fulda Veteran and the server's resident cool kid, one of the highest administrators (daddy's favourite) and a well-respected member of the community. Wren has been here since day one, when the server went public, and joined on the same date as many others: December 29th, 2017. On this day RB, Cap, Apian and others all joined. He has been summed up by RBNOW as such: "Wren is a gay Jewish emotional alpha male who is the middling charismatic dictator of the Fulda world"

ABOUT
He is well known for chronic abuse of alcohol and.. other.. substances. He can be quoted that the longest stretch of time he has been sober for since he started drinking was probably three months and they were the worst three months of his life. On many occasions, Wrenthen has been quite mentally unstable and very rarely leading to questionable acts of administration (kind way of putting that he deleted several discord channels under the assumption it was approved by Moc to do so.) His sexual escapades, he hopes, are humourous and comedic to many members of the fulda discord. Such as the time he announced to everyone that he "broke his dick" and that it was "bleeding everywhere".

Wrenthen often finds himself naturally in positions of power. Oftentimes he attempts to gain power purposefully, however on many occasions he has either felt obliged to take power for the sake of the security and stability of the nation he is in, or has been unwillingly given power by others. Wren changes his name in every server to fit some kind of roleplay. Mostly last name but occasionally first.

As an admin, Wren is often dealing with crisis on the server after crisis. Self titled "kindergarten teacher" he has mediated many fights amongst friends and banned more annoying edge-lords than he can count. Notably, his worst and most horrid time as an admin was when Wrenthen felt obliged to prosecute Founder and Head Admin Mocpages in ''The Trial of Mocpages. ''To summarise, Mocpages committed an issue of admin abuse and no staff member was either active at the time or wanted to prosecute the Head Admin. Ultimately Wrenthen began a trial and held a vote of the Fulda membership. Mocpages was found guilty and sentenced to two weeks detention from Admin responsibilities.

COLD WAR ONE
THE BEGINNING OF FULDA for its new public users. Of course beforehand there was the pre-public servers, but for the new influx of people and for Wrenthen Antherius especially this was a brand new server that everyone was excited to start playing. Quickly getting adjusted Antherius founded the New Wales Church and participated much in the United Nations. He made the foolish mistake of getting in bed with both the Communist bloc and Democratic. Antherius ultimately sided with Xion's democratic bloc and helped found the King's First Coalition against the Union of Socialist Republics. War broke out and the New Wales Church suffered many casualties until eventually the Manhattan Sect (largest city) and Macquarie Village were both destroyed in nuclear attacks. It is rumoured that inhuman creatures took over.

MEDIEVAL ONE
Wrenthen Augustus founded Gondor with ApianArcher and CaptainPi, along with much of the Democratic bloc of Cold War One. It was formed as a triarchy of three kings, but eventually fell into bureaucratic and a non-moving disorder. Seeing the bureaucratic mess and absurd ways of the Gondor legal system Wrenthen attempted his first coup to install order and reduce the red-tape. Neither Apian nor Cap took certain security threats seriously, nor did they attempt to reduce the bureaucratic mess. Augustus finally decided his hand was forced, and he had to attempt his coup. He technically gained power in the LAW ENFORCEMENT (Powers, Responsibilities and Conduct) Act 2018 bill he had passed, but never used his new powers before the server was over.

GREAT WAR ONE
Creation of the Writtenhouse Society DRAFT OF CSM BROADCAST ‘CREATION OF WRITTENHOUSE’ Hello and welcome to CSM News, my name is Amelja Celestyn, and I’m joined by Jakob Oliwia. Today we here bring to you a speech by the good Mister Secretary Antoni Stanislaw, following that is a brief explanation of what he has to say! (and then cake for all those who came in person!) I hope you enjoy what I’ve heard is quite an inspiring speech. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Secretary of State for the Home Office and Foreign Affairs, Antoni Stanislaw.

“People of the Commonwealth - Today I proclaim to you the creation of the Writtenhouse Society: designed to bring peace amongst all civilised people. This society is moulded around the concepts of humanitarianism, of protection, of kindness. It primarily teaches harmony between differing religious beliefs. To see one of another faith as one’s brother. And to protect this brother and all brothers that one would hold dearly. Yet there are threats against this society Some, as described with a distasteful tongue, that would take and oppress, do threaten this society. Though it stands steadfast, it shall not know fear when they are protected. Indeed, protected against those who would take. In protecting this society is the Commonwealth of Poland and Swordfishia, the arm of the enlightened. And thus, with the power vested in me by this Commonwealth, I do hereby create the Order of the Knights Written.

When His Majesty the King of Poland declared to this world protection unto any of those persecuted by the uncivilised brutes that were the Pirates, the world was taken aghast. Some saw it the beginning of something new, something truly good. A lasting protection to the civilised world. But all else saw it as something to be feared. Those people feared the loss of their power. The loss of their empires. With the creation of the Writtenhouse Society, the legacy of His Majesty the King Henry III de Augustus is continued. The Knights Written will protect this civilised world and destroy any who would haunt it. To the fearful oppressors who do panic at the loss of their power, I say this. You have your chance, here. Now. Repent, take up against your false idols and beliefs of power, of struggle, of oppression. To those who do not; fear the Knights Written, the arm o’ a civilised society.”

“Wow Amy - what a speech from our good Secretary Stanislaw. I’m not sure I caught all that, what’s he mean? And who’s going to lead these.. Did he say ‘Knights’?”

“Haha, it was indeed a good speech Jake. I was told the the good Arch Cardinal of the Children of the Light, Leonardo Loredano, would lead this order militarily as Sir Captain of the Knights Written, and religiously as Arch Cardinal of the Writtenhouse.”

“Wow, truly awe inspiring times ahead. My pastor told me that the Light and the Prism are one in the same, I’m just so confused. And you know how important my faith as a Child of the Light is to me “

“I get you Jake. As a Prismist I often get confused too. The way I see it is we’re both people, we both have families, hell I’ve gotten to know your wife and kids and they’re just adorable! You see. What this Writtenhouse Society is trying to illuminate is that whilst everyone’s personal religions and deities are absolutely different, the people behind it all are the same. To be loved and protected.”

“Wow, now you put it that way it makes so much sense. I hope you listeners are all also helped by these words. We are all human, so yeah - maybe we believe in different things, but maybe we can still be besties eh?”

“Haha stop it you”

“And from all of us at CSM News, I’m Jakob Oliwia-” “-And I’m Amelja Celestyn.” “And we hope you have a lovely rest of your night.”

COLD WAR TWO
After the destruction of the New Wales Church the region and people of Britannia were left defenceless, rummaging around and homeless. Starving. Conquered by one war lord after the next. Until a man named Atticus, said to be a descendent of Wrenthen Antherius, took up his sword and protected his countrymen. He liberated the people and built defences, gave out food, educated the young. It was as if the Emperor was returned in him, and many from all over the deserted and destroyed country flocked to him for protection. Atticus founded the city of Yorkshire and became Duke. Then Lancaster and became King. The Church was refounded and a new pope was found in the man Gregory Hailin. He was said to have been in deep prayer when it came to him: he must crown Atticus as Holy Britannian Emperor and name him the true descendent of Wrenthen. Atticus reluctantly accepted the imperial crown and name of Wrenthen. He decided that for his people, he would do anything. Thus Atticus became His Britannic Majesty Emperor Atticus Wrenthen Antherius.

After deep thought and troubled wondering the Emperor decided that for his people who wanted only a good and content life without the chains of the bourgeoisie and who certainly didn't want to exploit others, Wrenthen declared his road to communism and joined the Comintern alliance. However, before he did this, Antherius carefully and skilfully took over the bourgeoisie country of Galizien and Lodomerien. He deposed their Soldier King and freed their people to the communist utopia. Wrenthen then set about the abolishment of the monarchy, the destruction of the bourgeois infrastructure within the state and held elections for the first President of the Free Roman Union, a union between the freed peoples of Britannia, Galizien and Lodomerien. Wrenthen Antherius naturally won the first election and became President and the People's Champion of the Free Roman Union. The descendants of the New Wales Church and the first Union of Socialist Republics stood that day as allies against a common enemy.

Wrenthen's speech against the Soldier King Magnus Dux Robard Augustus

MEDIEVAL TWO
Wrenthen was a simple farmer, content with life as it was to him: with no ambition or goal for anything more. He desired nothing but a simple life. Wren began work as an architect and helped design the city of Venice for the Venetian Kingdom. He was eventually asked by the King to become a Knight and serve the King as his protector, to which Wrenthen could not decline and thus became Sir Wrenthen, Captain of the King's Guard.

Then there was the tragic incident of the royal death of His Majesty the King Johannes. Left in mourning, the whole Kingdom was griefstruck. Upon the ascension of *INSERT MAD TITLES HERE* King Mocpages, Wrenthen was found to be the Crown Prince and heir to the throne. Sir Wrenthen was not allowed to refuse and thus he became Prince Archbishop Palatine of Venice, Supreme Sea Lord, First Constable of the Realm, Grand High Executioner, Dr Sir Wrenthen "the Goatfuckn't" of the Knights of the Crimson Dragon, Order of Merit, Brass Star, Order of Meritorous Conduct, Absurd Medal Award (For valor), 1066 Fishing Trip Campaign Medal. Unfortunately, everyone died in an apocalyptic end-of-world event that killed everyone, tragically, before their prime.

COLD WAR THREE
Mikhail Wrenin quickly rose to power within the Concordat Alliance. Starting as a nobody and being refused any roles by Executive Director Sneaky, he got CaptainPi's and Edling's support in the Strategic Initiative Committee to join said Committee against Sneaky's agenda. Wrenin became de jure head of the NKVD whilst Cap remained the figurehead. At age 30, Wrenin won his first election for Secretary Director. Not soon afterwards an internal crisis began with Doom's attempted coup of the Alliance leadership. Unaware of who was and wasn't loyal to the alliance, a fight between CaptainPi and Wrenin emerged. With evidence stacking up against them both it looked like to either of them that the other was disloyal. Wrenin had the full legal authority as Secretary Director to order CaptainPi to stand down after Cap had repeatedly put Wrenthen's investigation into Doom at jeopardy. Yet CaptainPi refused orders and continued his own investigation into Wrenin's loyalty risking Wrenin's investigation. After intervention by the Executive Director, the Doom crisis was resolved and Doom arrested and sentenced to be shot by a firing squad, but escaped and fled to Mexico.

Mikhail decided that the current constitution was too relaxed and allowed this crisis to begin in the first place and further allowed the crisis to snowball into a fight amongst the Strategic Initiative Committee. He gained the support of Edling Llywd and Zeph and drafted, wrote up and finalised a new constitution that which outlined and created specific ministerial roles and organisation. He insisted the Executive Director Sneaky accept it, and Sneaky did. After Wrenthen saw the repeated unconstitutional and criminally negligent acts of Executive Director Sneaky, such as the continuous dismissals of Ministers from their respective departments and threats to break international treaties, Wrenthen, along with Edling Llywd and Zeph ultimately decided an impeachment was absolutely necessary for the safety and security of the Concordat Alliance. Wrenin took over Sneaky's position and renamed it thus becoming General Secretary Mikhail Wrenin of the Concordat Alliance.

Wrenthen's speech against Executive Director Sneaky.

PROFOUND QUOTES
"I will sell clones of my penis." "I'll admit I had a crush on Kim Possible when I was younger lol"

"I was kissed by a guy on the ear once.. weird story. To be fair I was in bed with him."

"The dog a little bitch" "Dog is indeed a little bitch"

"Dog eyes. Say don't you love me? Please baby watch the shit come out."

"FUCK YOY APPLE" "Me hate... apple" "My apple oar jews. Apologise"

"I got given an apple... for Christmas" "Do you know how to use an apple"

"I wasted 15 dollar on one game I tried winning an apple"

A NOT SO BRIEF STINT IN RAP
This is a rap career that should never have started.